May Benitora

THE DRUNKEN GENIUS

Full name: May Benitora

Age: 25

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 120lbs

Hair color: Red

Eye color: Green

Likes: anything with more than 20% alcohol, sleeping.

Dislikes: parents, authority figures, ninjas.

May was an average child prodigy. She was a white girl with blue eyes and brown hair and was part of a rich and respected family. She graduated from high school 2 years early with honors and went on to the top university. There, May mastered physics and chemistry. She soon turned her vast intellect towards inter-dimensional studies (a theoretical science where people talked about how their other self was so much cooler and better off than they were). However, she used a more hands on approach and without expecting it, she made the virtual reality video games that are to come.

Her parents were very proud. However, that was not what May was going for in her studies. The pools of money from this new gaming industry, called life cubed, only diverted her attention for a small amount of time (2 years). Then, she believed that technology had advanced far enough for her to continue her research (all the shopping sprees and cars and candy really didn't  have anything to do with it).

She finally made a prototype inter-dimensional device and called it "Tommy". May turned Tommy on with high hopes. As the portal  materialized, May saw another world appear before her.

A face soon appeared. The face belonged to a person (duh) who seemed to be from Indian origin, but had  natural, flaming red hair and green eyes.

 "Oi...would ya look at that. There's a head in that bloomin' hole that just appeared in me living room...Allo there mate. Who might you be?" said the red haired girl with an Australian accent.

Before May could answer, Tommy exploded which caused a bend in the dimensions and a warp in reality, for a slight moment. Then, the entire lab caught fire. Strange thing was, that May didn't feel the flames. She didn't feel much of anything, really. Before she could leave the lab however, she passed out.

When May awoke, she was in the body of the stranger she had seen in the portal. She went upstairs, her parents screamed that she was a nigger and kicked her out.

 All of her identification  was worthless now that she looked like someone else. She went to take the I.S.T.Y. (I'm Smarter Than You) exam to ace it as usual and get her new papers.

 The thing with this town is, that one day a N.S.P.C. (National Smarty Pants Convention meeting had imploded limiting, the worlds scientific community of 10000 people to more or less 10. Gifted people, such as May are protected as endangered species. But I digress.

Now that May was once again an I.S.T.Y. member, she just needed to wait 3 years for her unlimited cash credit card (I know how much of an oxymoron this is) to be approved. So for the past two years May has been looting the pawn shop and drinking her worries away and living in the park.

"The first thing I noticed after the explosion was that my breasts were bigger and I thought that I just invented an alternative to plastic surgery that spoke to you in an Australian accent, again. How wrong I was. Now if you don't mind, I have to mug that clown."